Rob(from the Internet)

I live my life a quarter barrel at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 30 liters or just a bit less, I’m free. So where are at today?The electricians have been out to assess the situation, and they inform me that…

Brewthulhu fled across the ocean, and the pandemic followed The Brewing system was done, I had paid the balance due and that remained was having it delivered. “Emily” said they offered Door to Door delivery, which was good because I didn’t own a truck, nor did I want to hassle with customs, bills of lading,…

R’lyeh…was built in measureless eons behind history by the vast, loathsome shapes that seeped down from the dark stars I waited. Neither impatiently, nor patiently exactly. Waiting for news when you have blindly sent money to a faceless company in a different country, on the other side of the globe, is not like dropping money…

In his house at R’lyeh, dead Brewthulhu waits dreaming… It has been a long journey from conception to delivery, but Brewthulhu has finally arrived. Brewthulhu’s story begins in 2018, like most with an idea. My wife and I were planning renovations to our home that included a new garage. We wanted something that could not…